Septic pumper Larry Andrews can still vividly recall the day he came home from school to find the little tank of his beloved pet goldfish empty and set out to dry on the kitchen counter.
He looked around frantically, but Copper was nowhere to be seen. Andrews saw that the fishbowl he put Copper in when he cleaned the tank was on a shelf, but it was empty too. He started yelling for his parents, but at first there was no answer. Then he heard a muffled, “In a minute, son,” from down the hall, and the sound of the toilet
